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title: Top Cyber Jokes of 2020
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# [Top Cyber Jokes of 2020](https://www.secureworld.io/industry-news/cyber-jokes-to-brighten-your-day-in-dark-times)

 Written by [Drew Todd](https://www.secureworld.io/industry-news/author/drew-todd) | Thu | Dec 10, 2020 | 9:48 PM Z

In times like these, we could all use a laugh or two. 

Everyone knows the [SecureWorld virtual conference series](https://www.secureworld.io/events) is a great place to gather, share, learn, and discuss cybersecurity. Turns out, it's also a good place to share a little technology humor.

Many of our attendees have shared some laugh-out-loud jokes on our social wall within our conferences throughout the year. Here are some of the best ones.

## **Top cyber jokes of 2020**

- There's a band called 1023MB. Ever heard of them? They haven't had a gig yet.
-  If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... oh wait, he does.
- CAPS LOCK: Preventing Logins Since 1980.
- I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves.
- What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other? Cyber boolean!
- I love the F5 key. It's just so refreshing.
- Normal people use their children's names to set their email passwords. Elon Musk uses his email password (X Æ A-12) to name his baby.
- Do not use "beef stew" as a computer password. It is not stroganoff.
- 99 little bugs in the code,  
  99 little bugs,  
  Take one down, patch it around,  
  117 little bugs in the code.
- My cousin just got fired from the keyboard factory. They said he just wasn't putting in enough shifts!
- So, the other day I started to whisper and my wife asked why I was whispering? I told her I didn't want Mark Zuckerberg to hear us.  
  I laughed.  
  My wife laughed.  
  Alexa laughed.  
  Siri laughed.
- Where did the cybersecurity team go the last few days?  
  They ran-som-ware.
- Why doesn't Superman fight cybercrime?  
  He's afraid of Krypto Currency!
- What did the hacker's out of office message say?   
  Gone phishing.
- What do you call a turtle that surfs the Dark Web?   
  A TORtoise.
- What do you call a group of math and science geeks at a party?   
  Social engineers!

We hope that these jokes provide a little stress relief whenever you are reading this.

Check out our events page to get ready for [2021 SecureWorld virtual conferences ](https://www.secureworld.io/events)with more cybersecurity information and the occasional laugh.

Have your own joke? Share it in the comments below.

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